Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
fun date idea: pay for my tattoo
this is on a level that i cannot reach
this is teen nick sitcom level
an iPhone will lose 20% just unlocking the phone but when it’s down to 1% you can shoot like a fuckin movie and edit it on this bitch are you kidding me
Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.
I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video.
that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
damn girl u all sorts of sexy
Oh you know :*